Which set of cum catchers am I gonna shoot over first, her tits or her braces?

Which set of cum catchers am I gonna shoot over first, her tits or her braces?

Internet dating is a dangerous game.

Internet dating is a dangerous game.

Years of experience, tight fresh holes.  

Years of experience, tight fresh holes.  

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Lucky you.  I was going to do it all to you anyway.

Lucky you.  I was going to do it all to you anyway.

"Why can’t I ever find a good guy when I go out?"

"Why can’t I ever find a good guy when I go out?"

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One tight hole at time, but all of them before the end of the night.

One tight hole at time, but all of them before the end of the night.

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This is the smartest you’ll look all day.

This is the smartest you’ll look all day.

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Just in case the gag lets you breathe too much.

Just in case the gag lets you breathe too much.

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Don’t be embarrassed. It’ll be our little secret. Get your tits out and submit.
You can even do it with your friend.

Don’t be embarrassed. It’ll be our little secret. Get your tits out and submit.

You can even do it with your friend.

I’ll beat you until you forget the word “no.”

I’ll beat you until you forget the word “no.”